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I was just doing my laundry when the building next-door blew up.

I'll find out in the local paper tomorrow what caused it,
but certainly made today's day of laundry much more exciting.
I seem to have a knack for attracting sudden, bizarre fires -
below is a photograph of the taxi cab I was standing next to during
my stay in Times Square four years ago.
The white stick figure is where I stood just prior to the major eruption of flames.

This beautiful specimen of oniony love was created by the mighty Burger King.

I just wanted some onion rings, apparently they had something else in mind...